if the number of posts is distracting you, try not looking at the cellar. it should help keep the number of posts down a bit and you'll never have to see it again.

as long as people know me for the highly aducation and untelligent things i say then that makes me a happy boy.

that and occasionly getting some lovin' from the ladies in the Cellar.

OOOooh, Kagen! You make my heart go pitter-pat! I love you! I've even seen you use similes (sigh). And you have LESS than a 1,000 posts! Aussies are the BEST! :love:

I have better things to give a fuck about.

Not for me...and not just because I just joined :lol:

post count is very important to me. it is the only thing i have enough time to read anymore.

sorry what was that? i was looking at your post count

I find push-up bras and thongs... distracting.

Hi

Yes being a newby seeing a little lonly one by your name can make you feel kinda insignificant.

Hiya Dee. Thank you for agreeing. Welcome to the Cellar! I'm sure you'll do fine! :)

Nonsense, it's up to 3 already, but I'm more interested in what you have to say than your post count or the fact that your posting upside down. Thank heavens for gravity. ;)

Hey, who told the Aussies about the internet?

Aw, what the hell. I mean what else have they got, poor blokes. :lol:

we heard about it on american television. along with all your governments secrets.

20 proof beer, Nicole Kidman, and Elle Macpherson. Of course, Nicole and Elle came to the U.S., so I guess the beer thing is nice to fall back on.

Aussie beer = good
All Beer = good

flat beer, distracts me.