Mariska Muskrat forgotten for the moment, Marvin started undressing the grooving lovely in his mind :yum:

far from being ignored, Mariska Muskrat attracted her own bit of attention. . . . :apimp: "Sho'nuff," a most devious and cunning pimp who was currently experiencing a low inventory of his wimmins. . . and thought ms. mariska had potential.

Sho'nuff was mighty impressed with the way Mariska juggled his balls.:juggle:

Sho'nuff quickly realized Mariska's potential, and she was just a manicure away from being one of his star girls... :bandaid:

:reaper: But when she fell down the steps and broke her neck in three places, Sho'nuff was, again, stimied.:bitching:

but then Sho'nuff :apimp: smoked a :fumette: and looked over at Marvin
and thought " Damn , well at least I can peddele SOME ASS !!!" :ymca:

Yeah, but I said "Woof".

But then a magical leprichan :stpaddy: suddenly appeared and brought the alien back to life :alien: ...but the alien was so deformed from being shot in the head he had to wear this gay mask...:vader1:

And that's when Bruce Springsteen took him like a sheep. :sheep:

:eek3: ...and got the flock out?!?!?

:3_eyes:
then this guy with an extra eye walked in. And then he walked out.

:fsm:
...as was foretold.

In the small print:rtfm:

by a very wise man :dunce: who . . . .

...the previous night, had a big dinner of six cans of :spam1: .