"If your head tells you one thing and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart."
_Marilyn Vos Savant:heart-on:

"nothing can stop me now, cause i dont care anymore"

-Trent Reznor

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
--Jack Handey

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
~Benjamin Franklin

"to alocohol! the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems"
-H. J. Simpsons

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen

It thought it was neither well done nor rare?

"Civilization is born of leisure, and leisure can only come after the
crop has been harvested." -Louis La'Mour

Whether you think you can,
Or you think you can't,
You're right.
-Unknown

Pay yourself first.
-The Richest Man In Babylon

You need these three people in your life to know you REAL well:
Your Prof; Your Banker; and Your Boss. This will greatly enhance your future.
-My Dad, when I moved out.

"Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not within everyone's power and that is not easy."

-Aristotle

The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes
The Merchant of Venice, Act 4, scene 1

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
-- Albert Einstein, U.S. physicist

In Fred Allen's day it was rare...only three networks and only in prime time. Local TV was...well...think "cable community access" and you'll be close.