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rkzenrage

05-09-2006 09:34 PM

Pearls before swine!
Pearl-necklaces before swine?

Undertoad

05-09-2006 09:44 PM

Babe I like your front side too
You've noticed that I stare
I always think about your cooch
and how you make it bare
And while I like the look of it
without that bushy hair
The feel of it is why I wish
to get all up in there.

I'll be like Nipsey Russell of porn or something

DucksNuts

05-09-2006 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

That's it! - combine the poetry and outrageous email sex.

Girl I often think of you
when I wack to bust a nut.
Your booty drives me so insane
Let's do it in the butt.

Thats...just....umm...beautiful UT!!

You could rival Hallmark with those lil gems

MaryMary

05-09-2006 10:13 PM

Your good Undertoad! Do you make them up as you go? :)

DucksNuts

05-10-2006 04:51 AM

Theres a career there for the taking UT

limey

05-10-2006 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Riddil

Eh, the "fickle female" comment wasn't about HER, it was about women in general. The whole basis of my original post was basically if I wrote a short to-the-point response I may get in trouble. If I write a long email I risk being a phoney.

So "fickle female" is nothing more than a mental sigh that should be translated, "Ah, I really wish I didn't have to think about things like this."

Of course, now you see why writing a long love letter can be such bad news for me! What I mean to say, and what I actually say don't always match up. I've written more than one "sweet" letter that's ended up getting me in hot water. :eek:

So go with the gifts/flowers, but beware of chocolate if she is struggling with her weight. Two small really expensive chocolates may be better than a bucket-load of cheapos!

Trilby

05-10-2006 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Theres a career there for the taking UT

You see? And it all started out as a joke. I want commish.

mrnoodle

05-10-2006 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riddil

Met a girl abroad

So which was it? :lol: /gasp /wheeze /kneeslap

I slay myself.

Trilby

05-10-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

So which was it? :lol: /gasp /wheeze /kneeslap

I slay myself.

I'm glad you think you're so funny. You've gone down inestimably in my view.

HA!

GOTCHA!

BigV	05-11-2006 10:18 AM

Riddil:

Speak in your own voice. This is most important. If that voice sounds like long gushy love letters, ok. If that voice sounds like "Hey, this other guy wrote this poem and it says what I feel", fine. If your voice sounds like "I like receiving the letters, but I'm a talker, not a writer", fine, but say so. If your voice is gifts or service or something else, fine, use it. However, I think (my own two cent's worth) that it is important to acknowledge the letters in some way. Don't ignore them because your can't/won't write the same way.

Use *your* voice. But use it.

footfootfoot

05-11-2006 10:31 AM

UT, you are a renaissance man. I love those poems. More!

Ibby	05-16-2006 12:14 AM

UT, if you don't turn those gems into a Spinal Tap-esque song of rock-and-roll excess I will. Well, no I won't cause I doubt I can write enough more to make a song out of them, but... mneh.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo!

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights!

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