*gasps then chuckles*

Comparatively speaking of course. But with those derigibles you call lungs, kagen would be advised to put several strips of duct tape over his eyes.

youre right about one thing LJ, blowing me would be dissapointing. for me. your bj's would send me to sleep, that is if i could close my eyes tight enough to shield my mind from the site of your hideous, rotten, decaying mouth with blistering lips and the few yellow teeth you have left, then i might be able to get it up in the first place.
and i dont mean to bring too much attention to your lack of mental capacity when it comes to common knowledge, but a low sperm count has no affect on just how nutritious my semen is. i might just do you a favour and leave my load in your mouth so it may help your disease festering gums and tongue.

ok, that was fucken gross

After 4 years, that's all you can come up with, LJ?! :eyebrow:

I was a different person then.

Funny, I was just telling razz in chat that I'm much more civilized lately....that I seem to have lost my enthusiasm for the Flame, as it were. I didn't even put any effort into picking on fleshnessclonnic in his threads.

I need a refresher course. You have to get re-certified in being an internet bully every 4 years or so, I guess

Candy-assed, pansy-fied, cum-guzzeling old pensioner.

This is still the flame thread, right? If not, my bad. :D

:neutral:Doesn't any thread you post in instantly become flaming, shel?

You can't change.

Didn't they tell you?

See, this is change that Merc doesn't believe in.

From time to time, I can't help but picture Urbane in a frock coat with a glass of sherry in one hand.

I picture a big giant turkey leg in the other hand.

Wouldn't that be a form of cannibalism? :eyebrow:

Jive turkey! :lol: