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capnhowdy 05-22-2006 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by glatt
That's my only beef with rat poison. I prefer traps. You know where the dead rat will be, and it won't show up in some unfortunate place where it will die.
Yep..... nothing like the old 'dead rat inside the wall cavity' horrorshow. Bad childhood memory.:whofart: :vomitblu:

lumberjim 05-22-2006 05:57 PM
sez you. you just gotta know how to cook em

Wombat 05-22-2006 06:12 PM
The amazing thing about this story is his choice of beer. Surely the first can would be enough to put anyone off that weak tasteless piss forever?

seakdivers 05-22-2006 06:30 PM
Can you imagine what that smelled like? The leftover swill at the bottom of each can, fermenting for years........ eeeeewww...

Katkeeper 05-22-2006 06:31 PM
(Ma, it has been an interesting life so far and I do believe I am far richer for having gone through all that stuff.)

But remember, I told you to wear gloves!

xoxoxoBruce 05-22-2006 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint
snip~ Just like a squirell hoarding nuts for the winter, only these people lack the ability to make a distinction between useful and non-useful objects. Something in the way their brains are wired inappropriately attaches value to these items.~snip
The great thing now is you don't even have to go out to get it......ebay, baby. :lol:

squirell nutkin 05-22-2006 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint
Just like a squirell hoarding nuts for the winter, only these people lack the ability to make a distinction between useful and non-useful objects.
Who's been diggin up my nuts?

10 points if you can guess the reference.

Happy Monkey 05-23-2006 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Wombat
The amazing thing about this story is his choice of beer. Surely the first can would be enough to put anyone off that weak tasteless piss forever?
Maybe he'd discovedred a method for concentrating a case into a single can! It would explain a lot...

John 05-23-2006 08:23 AM
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And at 4.2% alcohol by volume,
Coors Light is *not* 4% beer. More like 3 and a bit.

So he's basically drinking 12 Keith's a day, which I wouldn't *want* to do (it would get expensive, fast) but I could and still function. Assume 8 hours sleeping, 8 hours drinking, 8 hours slightly hungover and doing the basic things to keep my in house, home, and beer... yeah, that works.

Depending on his tolerance, the dude might even be able to pull that off and keep his day job.

Trilby 05-23-2006 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by John
Assume 8 hours sleeping, 8 hours drinking, 8 hours slightly hungover
It's those 8 hours of 'slightly' hungover that'll kill ya.

Man, I hated hangovers. I always prayed for death.

Kagen4o4 05-23-2006 04:39 PM
8 beers over 8 hours is nothing. i wouldnt even feel it. i have that much in half the time and can still vacuum. (long story)
but yeah no need of a hang over.

footfootfoot 05-23-2006 07:32 PM
Yeah a beer an hour is standard for staying under .08, assuming it is not above 5. something

busterb 05-23-2006 07:49 PM
Well I would post my consumption rate on a good day, but I'm afraid it might be a bad influence on some of the younger members. :smack:

footfootfoot 05-23-2006 08:20 PM
I thought you were off the sauce buster? Or are you talking old times?

Ubergeek 05-23-2006 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by John
Coors Light is *not* 4% beer. More like 3 and a bit..
Hey! Not only is not 4%... it's not even fucking beer okay?!

It's a LIGHT AMERICAN beer... I've bought stuff from A & W that had more of a right to call itself beer than Coors, let alone Coors light. :p

Hell, tap water here in Canada has more bite to it ;)

Acroyear


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