Bloody typical - leave the OAPs for the likes of me - Sophia Loren, Claudia Cardinale, Gina Lollobrigida....

Where's the original Zealand? The "Old" Zealand, if you will.

Good question.

Netherlands & Denmark....2 of them. ;)

Put me down for Mexico.

Sri Lanka.

Through our invasion we could quell the Tamil/Sinhalese conflict and then use the island as a home base when we "conquer" the nearby Andamans and Nicobar islands. Paradise and close to India where we can outsource everything we don't want to do. Good coffee and exotic women to boot.

Hey, Sophia Loren's hot. Still. I think. I better look that up.

Whoa... Sophia Loren's dead.

I love dead/not dead websites

Oy! The US Army better stay away from the Netherlands! At least as long as me and my family are still here.

No, no, I was just says that's where OLD Zealand is.
Not to worry, Netherlands is where the World Court (Hague) is and Bush is trying real hard to stay away from there.;)

but he might need to shut it down before his term ends!

Not dead

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead....f/Loren+Sophia

Sophia...sigh On the cover of Life magazine in 1966, at the age of 32, and in 2004 at the age of 70. :yum:

Bush isn't leading this one. That reminds me though, we need a leader for this mission- one that understands and can represent the nature of the invasion itself. We'll probably have to draft a civilian, but sacrifices must be made. My first thought was of Sammy Hagar or Steve Tyler, but they're a little old for this type of thing. That, and we need someone who can evoke just a little bit of fear... Ozzy back in the day, maybe.

Spexxvet- Yeah, I know. I was feeling a little jackassish yesterday.