New Dispenser
 

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Check out the new hand towel dispenser we just installed; it's on the right, on the counter just below the first new one that still sucks. We got so frustrated with the high-tech new one that we now just use its rolls of paper manually.:neutral:

I kinda see it as a vindication of my initial dislike for the new dispenser.:right:

Speaking of dispensers that suck, our cafeteria here at work has these nozzly holdy things with ketchup, mayo, and mustard in them. I've been telling them for 2 years that mustard easily becomes musquirt, and perhaps they need to mix it every day or let us have little mustard packets. They don't listen to me. Today I pumped that sucker about 10 times, shook it up, and still got nothing but bright yellow liquid.

There are few things more FOUL and DISGUSTING than mustardpiss.

Painful, too .....:thepain:

I dared not believe in Ibram's wisdom...until now. No truer words have ever been so eloquently spoken.

Okay, this isn't as much fun but sometimes it's handy: our condo's clubhouse has a magnetic card you touch to the detector on the door to unlock it. The card only needs to get near the detector, which is mounted rather low. Now I just hitch my hip on the wallet side of my pants up towards the detector if I've got both hands full. Open she clicks.