Go to a Pagan festival and you can do all of that and not be dead. In fact, it is considered to be bad form to be dead when all of this is going on.
What? Drown while trying to float a keg of beer and big screen TV down the street after a hurricane?

"observing popular culture"
 

Eating potato salad off a paper plate with the American flag on it is considered patriotic, but teaching a lesson on Free Speech gets you suspended.

I stand corrected. :p

And Bri? It's not the writhing bodies I object to, not in the least, it's acting like having boobies at your funeral means you were so loved during your life. ;)

"Is this turnout weak or what? There were at least 70 more people at MY funeral." -- Heather Chandler

Maybe I'll just start bringing strippers to random funerals, and see what happens.

Wait, does bringing a stripper as your date to a funeral count ???

I am pretty sure this is how guys gage love. Prove me wrong, oh Tit-Hating Man.

Fred Phelps should try this tactic. I'll bet no one would even notice he was protesting funerals if he had his women doff their tops and wear hot pants.

True, enough...except I'm not a man and I think my own boobies are spectacular. :redface:

:lol2:

Welcome to the Cellar, notsogonadic. :D
I doubt you'd be stripping , or much else, after your funeral.

I'd suggest you use that article to start a thread, it's certainly worthy of discussion. :2cents:

I don't have the energy. I just got done with it on another board. Maybe tomorrow...

You're...seeing other boards??!! How could you? What about all the threads you started here? Doesn't that mean anything to you?

don't encourage him.

Well, if you want any male confirmation of your own opinion, you need look no further than The Cellar.

We're here to help. Digital cameras are cheap and readily available...and so are we.