Urinals are not necessarily the answer. I'm here to tell you, if you are ever at an archery or shooting range and someone from my company appears, you better run and hide. 'Cause going by the mess under the urinals, these boys cannot aim.

I once had a boyfriend who claimed that it wasn't his fault his "aim" was bad, the stream just would not come out straight no matter what he did, and consequently at some point in his early teens he gave up and just sat down to pee every time.

How do they enforce a rule like that anyway?? Implications of monitering everyones urination aside, can you imagine getting busted for somethink like that? I'd feel like I'd stepped into the twilight zone...

Might I suggest standing in front of the target? fwiw, their blind epileptic palsied incontinent brothers work at my office too.

might I suggest ,
http://peepee.hfg-karlsruhe.de/pages/pee-tree.htm

Cycling a couple of years back in northern France my pal and I were on top of a steep hill watching somewhat in awe as this very fit French cyclist shot effortlessly up the hill towards us. It didn't end there. He stopped on the brow a few yards in front of us, pulled to the side of the road, and, still astride his bike, whipped out his length and proceeded to relieve himself over the crossbar into the greenery alongside. When he had finished he banged his instrument on the crossbar a couple of times to remove any surplus drops, replaced it inside his shorts and cycled off, giving us a wink on the way. We remained jaw-droppingly speechless throughout the incident. Now that's the way to do it!

Why bother? On the downhill he should have been going fast enough to just squirt into the slipstream, the same as a driver propping the door ajar in a car, at 70. :rolleyes:

Stunned speechless, rk?

...and all this time I thought that was screenwash!

You know, cf, I saw a picture of what you descibed the guy doing, in the last couple weeks. Being a still frame I don't know if he banged it on the bar, though.;)

Aah, the agonising incompleteness of the still frame photo...

Where There's A Will There's A Way!
 

Issue those handheld plastic urinals that are used in hospitals to the boys. After urinating into those while standing up, they can pour the contents into the toilet with great accuracy. They can write their names on the urinals and store them on a shelf in the bathroom; or, they can make little "gun" belts and holsters for them to tote their urinals around in. Yup, maybe it's time those li'l partners became urinal slingers; also, there'll be a bathroom break for the boys only at High Noon!

What? I'm a guy.

You didn't write anything so she asked if you were stunned speechless by UT's comment. ;)