Everyone should have a sex theme park in their own home.

From the facial expressions, it appears she's pitching.

By the way, wasn't this going to be spam of some kind? Where's my spam?

I can almost believe that is a real advertisement.

It would be for astroglide.

It is, except for the tagline at the bottom. KY has had a pretty active ad campaign recently for their new lubricant "personal mist" spray.

I have it on good authority that thou shalt not utilize KY Warming Gel for anything other than straight vanilla sex.

Seems that if it comes into contact with an orifice that does is not entirely lined with a nice mucous membrane it causes intolerable pain and burning sensations. Worse than the post jalapenos and atomic hotwings crap pain.

Oh God. You're right (I've, uhhh, heard...) They should put that right on the package in big red letters, in fact.

Well when the nerve endings are exposed because of the rupturing, it creates a very nice little doorway for the 'tiger balm' like substance to enter though. Not very pleasant at all! Not that I'd know of course. Just ordinary everyday personal lubricant next to my bed. ;)