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xoxoxoBruce 11-11-2006 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

You let it hang out while we're drinking, talking and laughing, and you're getting fondled..... that's a promise. ;)

farfromhome 11-11-2006 09:58 PM

[quote]Sheesh, it's been so long I'd even go for some "familiiar."

Thats great. Made me laugh.

DucksNuts 11-12-2006 12:59 AM

Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

Elspode 11-12-2006 10:37 AM

One word...Viagra.

DucksNuts 11-12-2006 08:01 PM

OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

footfootfoot 11-12-2006 08:22 PM

What's the difference between "hard" and "dark" ?


It stays dark all night long.

What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

zippyt 11-12-2006 08:52 PM

You can fall asleep with a light on.

But you don't have to worry about rolling out of bed !!! ;)

xoxoxoBruce 11-12-2006 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

It makes nothing. It allows the natural effect of stimulus on the brain (boobies) to trigger an erection where the physical apparatus is struggling for whatever reason. You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.
It also allows faster recovery after orgasm through not only the chemical action but the reinforced confidence of just having had success.


And it keeps you from rolling out of bed.:lol:

DucksNuts 11-13-2006 02:30 AM

Ohh thanks Brucie :D

I should read more n quit watching shitty comedy shows me thinks.

yesman065 11-13-2006 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

3 on 1 - hmmmm that oughtta even the odds up a little for ya ;)

Even if I'm in trouble I have a lot of brother cellarites in Philly that I'm sure would help out - if need be.

Sundae 11-13-2006 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
It makes nothing... You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.

This man begs to differ.
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In summary, I think the Viagra people should update their claim that "VIAGRA helps a man with erectile dysfunction get an erection only when he is sexually excited." They should add, "...but anything will get him sexually excited, including the Holy Word of God."

So there you have it. If it's true that "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven," then I must be the best Christian in the world. After church, I met up with my wife, who looked at my puffy, reddened face and said, "You're swollen."

"You don't know the half of it," I said.

Later, however, she would not only know the half of it, but four and a half of it.
Although do follow the link - as it made me snort with laughter when I read it.

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

Make that 2 Aussies, 1 Yank & 1 Brit - you girls are out on the town? You're not leaving me out for heaven's sake.

Was out with the girls on Friday night - the brief was to pull a monster face for the camera. Turns out I was the only one who had no shame. And the only one on Stella - wonder if that was a coincidence.

This is strange, but I doubt if anyone wants some!

Elspode 11-13-2006 12:18 PM

Why on Earth did the guy take Viagra *before going to church*? I'm betting there was a altar boy involved somewhere along the line.

Viagra's effects on me range to, "Oh my God, what do you think you're going to do with *that* thing!?" to "It's okay dear, I'm sure it will be better next time.", and everything in between. Never have I experienced anything remotely approaching an involuntary state of tumescence while under its influence, though.

Sundae 11-13-2006 12:20 PM

It was an experiment he was documenting for his website - i.e. I'll take Viagra in the least stimulating place possible just to see if it has any effect.

Honestly, it's worth a read.

Undertoad 11-13-2006 01:04 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/supergrass-three.jpg

Now be honest, you were merely trying to recreate this photo.

(Absolutely no offense that I immediately thought of Supergrass when I saw the three shot, although S-Grass has matured to a four-piece act.)

Sundae 11-13-2006 01:34 PM

Looking at the chins as I attempt a Gumby/ Cardassian hybrid I can sadly assure you that we are a four piece act also....


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