HAIRSTYLIST

Dohduh [family feud buzzer]

I am not a hairstylist and I dont work in the comestic/beautification or hair removal industry.

drat

But I WANNA play!!!

I am not a hairstylist and I dont work in the comestic/beautification or hair removal industry.

So you guys Don't sell these ??

Are towels an important part of your workplace? aside from in the washroom.

Is personal hygiene important in your work place?

No bippy, we dont sell those.

Ali - tiddlywinks you can play tiddlywinks!!

Why would I want to do that?

Nope.

Well...everyone turns up presentable and smelling fresh(ish), bodily functions are deemed important on garish level.

Tiddlywinks are fun :)

The Australian Sailor's Hornpipe
(to the tune of the Sailor's Hornpipe)

Tiddlywinks, old bean
Have you ever seen a queen?
Have you ever seen a salmon up a dead sardine?
I've seen a tinker up a tailor,
And a soldier up a sailor
but I've never seen a salmon up a dead sardine.

Are you letting me play now?

Do you receive tips from your clients?

'snot really fair Ali, you know what I do :p

Tipping is not a big thing over here - at all!!!

Once I got advice on how to get a promotion...but I dont think that counts.

I once had sex with my boss, but I didn't get a promotion. I did get engaged though.

He turned out to be a fuckwit though...so that's another story.