I must admit to having felt equal parts of disappointment and relief when I saw that this thread was about aquatic mammals rather than...something else.

I think jinx has a great sense of humor, and she named this thread purposely to make the joke.

Ladies and Gents, I give you...Glatt, Master of Understated Insights! :D

this thread is #2 if you google ' pictures of jinx's beaver '

Surely it's on its way to #1.

Google is only trying to return what you want. The thread will be #1 if there is an actual picture of jinx's beaver.

i could you know. I mean, how would anyone know for sure? it could just be a random beaver, and who can tell them apart?

are you saying you couldn't pick jinx's out of a line up?:eek:

huh. kinda figured it would be trimmed a little shorter.

well, I could. the point is that you couldn't.

In a sitcom, the wife would either think it looked much worse or much better than her. In either case the husband would be in dutch.

Dutch?

I've never heard that one. Is it like Greek?

Must be a St. Louis-ism. It means 'in trouble'.

Edited to add:

Maybe not. Merriam-Webster has heard of it

That beaver is kinda chubby. I prefer mine a little more lean.