Why, are you hoping that there's a video out there somewhere of her getting a Brazillian?

Well, yes, but that's not what I was getting at. I was just wondering if insane wealth leads to not having to perform simple personal chores by oneself.

Shame she doesn't have insane talent to go along with the money, huh?

I figured he was looking for a new job. ;)

I'm sure there are worse ways to make a living. Like having to wax Paris Hilton's monkey, for example.

I just noticed that you can see a C-Section scar above where her muff would be...if she hadn't removed it. Seriously.

I must be the only one who finds her both talentless AND unattractive.

She's attractive in a sort of, "What the hell, we're both drunk, let's screw" sort of way. Not in any other sort of way. Sort of like a high quality inflatable, disposable partner.

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I'm trying to imagine ever having been in this situation or ever having thought this way, and I'm drawing a blank. Which probably tells the lot of you a lot about me. Apologies for the tmi.

Carry on.

I was speaking hypothetically, of course. I mean, I've heard that sort of thing happens...oh, hey! Look, is that the Goodyear Blimp!?

I've never been in that situation with someone I despise. I think that can only happen with purely physical attraction (again, the difference men & women maybe?)

But I have been in a "This can't last - hey let's just screw" situation. It was great :yum:

Friends with benefits! ;)

Love the one you're with. :cool:

And, not to put too fine a point on it, if Brit has something in her mouth, she won't be able to "sing".

If you call it singing, you might want to have your hearing checked.

Maybe now someone will agree with me when I say....

Snatch is UGLY!!!!