Not to be confused with this thread (aka Sleeping with the Enema.)

lol - good one

My trivial pursuit thing is that I have to place the wedges into the pie in the same orientation that they appear on the board.

My friends won't play Trivial Pursuit with me anymore. They gave up after I beat a team of four or five of them playing one pie against me.

They really should have known what they were up against when I showed up with a set of gold-plated pies and wedges.

Awesome, Wolf!

I always liked the original Trivial Pursuit, with a separate Arts category. That was always my best one.

My mom kills at history (but my brother said that's because she lived through most of it. )

You crack me up, you nipple countin' mama.

Whoa, where was that posted? I missed it. Oh, you know you need to change the thingie under your name now to "Nipple countin' mama", right? :lol:

Oh, found it. Ha!

LOL :lol:

I would just arrange them so that the wedges in my piece would be in the same relative positions as the spaces on the board.

If I'm expecting a package, I will obsessively check the tracking. I mean, I know my UPS Ground package from California hasn't gone anywhere (at least not anywhere that will show up on the tracking) in the last hour, and I know it's not going to be delivered for another three days. So why should I check again?

Because you can.

Wait, are you talking about nipples? :p

No.

i have to fold crisp packets and tie them in a knot before i put them in a bin.

I could have saved LJ the trouble couldn't I?
Ah well, at least this way I fit in with the current theme...

kitchen things...... the wicked stepchild continually leaves the cutlery drawer open just an inch....

.... and always loads the dishwasher from the front, so when you have to pull the tray out to fill the back, it over-balances....

..... not to mention hanging her tack from the cup-hooks....

as for the Current Wife...... she files CD's and books in colour order....