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(I'm a sucker of Kevin Smith movies.) |
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I walked in on my stepmother-to-be giving my father a blowjob when I was about 13. That was promptly followed by the first time she was ever "nice" to me :rolleyes:
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Ahhhhuh!! I was starting to think none of you lot knew about Kevin Smith movies!!! Can someone now please edjumacate LJ?? Quote:
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She was a rhythmic bump under the duvet at my dad's groin level. I got the impression she was rather hoping I was too innocent to know what was going on.
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My son "thought" he caught me & his dad. I explained that his dad thought if we wrestled, HE would win & I had to prove him wrong. A few days later he questioned it, again, and when I assured him it was wrestling, he said "well that's good, because I thought you were having sex." I was driving at the time & almost steered into oncoming traffic. Still laughing, though....
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On a picnic table along a hiking trail in Burbank, CA. Behind the set front of the hotel used in "Murder She Wrote" at Universal Studios Hollywood back lot (WHILE the tour trams were still running) Behind a car wash at 4am Back row of a movie theatre (half full) And a few others. :-) |
I was doin' it in the ocean one time and a crab pinched me on the damn big toe right in the middle of it.... I still hate that damn crab. I may hate them all.
One funny thing was, when I yelled she smiled, she thought... |
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I take it you didn't yell "Crabs! I have crabs!" |
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