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Flint 01-31-2007 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 311872)
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?


Perry Winkle 01-31-2007 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 311872)
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

(I'm a sucker of Kevin Smith movies.)

Iggy 01-31-2007 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 311854)
Just say reverse cowgirl

Well, I thought you had to be laying down for it to be that. Oops. :blush:

Flint 01-31-2007 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Iggy (Post 311955)
Well, I thought you had to be laying down for it to be that. Oops. :blush:

You may be right... But, girl on top, facing away... close enough I guess.

monster 01-31-2007 08:31 PM

I walked in on my stepmother-to-be giving my father a blowjob when I was about 13. That was promptly followed by the first time she was ever "nice" to me :rolleyes:

freshnesschronic 01-31-2007 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 311970)
I walked in on my stepmother-to-be giving my father a blowjob when I was about 13. That was promptly followed by the first time she was ever "nice" to me :rolleyes:

That'd be more devastating to get caught by, at least to the woman. To a 3rd party, she looks so degraded.

DucksNuts 02-01-2007 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by grant (Post 311898)
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

(I'm a sucker of Kevin Smith movies.)


Ahhhhuh!! I was starting to think none of you lot knew about Kevin Smith movies!!!

Can someone now please edjumacate LJ??

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 311970)
I walked in on my stepmother-to-be giving my father a blowjob when I was about 13. That was promptly followed by the first time she was ever "nice" to me :rolleyes:

ohhh shit monster! (hahaha, i tickled my own fancy, typed "that woulda sucked" then realised it was a really bad pun, even if it was unintentional....carry on....)

monster 02-01-2007 07:57 AM

She was a rhythmic bump under the duvet at my dad's groin level. I got the impression she was rather hoping I was too innocent to know what was going on.

MurMetz 02-01-2007 02:25 PM

My son "thought" he caught me & his dad. I explained that his dad thought if we wrestled, HE would win & I had to prove him wrong. A few days later he questioned it, again, and when I assured him it was wrestling, he said "well that's good, because I thought you were having sex." I was driving at the time & almost steered into oncoming traffic. Still laughing, though....

Sheldonrs 02-01-2007 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 311869)
I have a fondness for doing it in unusual places. Universal Studios back lot comes to mind. ;-)

But I've only been "caught" a few times and it was by friends. Usually they just join in. :-D


On a picnic table along a hiking trail in Burbank, CA.

Behind the set front of the hotel used in "Murder She Wrote" at Universal Studios Hollywood back lot (WHILE the tour trams were still running)

Behind a car wash at 4am

Back row of a movie theatre (half full)

And a few others. :-)

rkzenrage 02-01-2007 06:44 PM

I was doin' it in the ocean one time and a crab pinched me on the damn big toe right in the middle of it.... I still hate that damn crab. I may hate them all.
One funny thing was, when I yelled she smiled, she thought...

monster 02-01-2007 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 312215)
I was doin' it in the ocean one time and a crab pinched me on the damn big toe right in the middle of it.... I still hate that damn crab. I may hate them all.
One funny thing was, when I yelled she smiled, she thought...


I take it you didn't yell "Crabs! I have crabs!"


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