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Nic Name 06-26-2002 11:08 PM

Star In Child Porn Rap

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1080511.gif

Nic Name 06-27-2002 12:38 AM

Vatican to adhere to 1984 UN treaty on torture

Nic Name 07-02-2002 09:22 PM

Martha Stewart cans appearance on 'The Early Show'

Nic Name 07-05-2002 09:04 AM

LAX SECURITY
 
Gunman kills 2 at LAX Airport

elSicomoro 07-10-2002 12:19 PM

From this week's Philadelphia Weekly, regarding the PLCB: We're Screwed

(Story will be posted in another thread)

Nic Name 07-18-2002 07:17 PM

Manufacturing woes, loss of prozac patent depress Lilly earnings

MaggieL 07-18-2002 07:36 PM

It's been done:

"Pharmaceutical company says its new antidepressant is 'worthless and dumb'-- 'And so's our whole company' says CEO"
http://www.theonion.com/onion3113/antidepress.html

That Guy 07-19-2002 07:45 AM

Yea, I know we all saw it on Fark yesterday, but I still couldn't pass it up -- <a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/020716/dctu011_1.html">NAMI Condemns Trenton Newspaper for 'Roasted Nuts' Headline About Fire at Psychiatric Hospital</a>.

elSicomoro 07-19-2002 08:13 AM

That was in The Trentonian...I'm not surprised. That paper screams "sensationalism." But, when your city is the bitch of NYC and Philadelphia, you gotta be creative I guess. :D

elSicomoro 07-24-2002 09:47 AM

Man Dies in Vat of Chocolate

MaggieL 07-24-2002 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
But, when your city is the bitch of NYC and Philadelphia, you gotta be creative I guess. :D
Trenton would need to get much more attention from NYC and Philly before it could rise to the level of "bitch".

Yelof 07-25-2002 12:35 PM

Boy's penis stitched back after donkey bite

Nic Name 08-01-2002 01:51 PM

http://www.hollandsentinel.com/image.../traficant.jpg

Look at what Traficant swept under the rug

elSicomoro 08-05-2002 10:03 PM

From today's St. Louis Post-Dispatch: Radioactive site is opened to tourists

Nic Name 08-06-2002 08:02 PM

Licence problem nabs a couple driving erotically


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