well,Im a dunce. I thought it was an article post. I didn't even read the category. Please forgive me.

I must say you've captured the essense of the kind of fanatic religion I abhor.

This is great...I actually had not read this thread before today. It's very funny, very well-written. The really great part is Sky thinking it was a real article. Easy mistake!

Knowing what little of Ibram I do know...I caught the tongue-in-cheek right away, and had not considered someone else might not know it.

Great stuff! :)

Ted Haggard, is that you? You haven't changed a bit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

Funny, it is true that there are certain orthodox ceremonies that people even with vision problems could not participate in.

The funny and worse part about it is that there are people out there that think that way. :worried:

I found it to be entertaining. Good job.:D