I'm sure my arse is lilly-white but I don't know 'cause I can't see that far....

part hippy, part goth, part soccer mom, part liberal....... hey, who knows what I'll be today? :lol: a lumberjim-dodger, I reckon..... :lol:

Bruce gets the elder statesman award.

Bruce also gets the Most Likely To Cringe At Getting An Award award.

Jinx gets my Award for Being Married to LJ Award. The rest of us get to log off.

LJ gets my award for adding the most energy to the Cellar and my runner-up Award for having the best bullshit sensor.

Slang gets the Most likely to do something none of us will ever hear about award.

LabRat gets the Most Likely to turn a thread into a pornfest simply by showing up Award.

BusterB gets the Most likely to be apprehended wearing an overcoat and socks award.

Brianna gets the Most likely to be contacted by Aaron Spelling productions about making a miniseries about her love life Award.

UT gets the award for Least Likely To Resort to a Nuclear Solution.

tw gets the Award for Reading tw's posts the most times.

I think Axlrosen gets an Award for Most Contributions to the pic of the day. Or maybe Bruce.

Clodfobble gets my award for the most insightful use of common sense to resolve an emotionally charged debate.

Els gets the award for having the longest list of women he'dlike to have sex with.

Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with.

Rocksteady gets the award for Most Likely to Sit Whilst Peeing.

Cain gets the award for Most Likely to Author a Photoshop that will make Dr. Pepper Squirt Out Through Your Nose.

mbpark gets the Leo LaPorte Award for genius-level geekdom without being a geek.

Wolf gets my award for Most Likely to have read/seen that book/movie I always wanted to read/see but never got around to it.

Somebody gets an award for most words associated with other words but I ain't about to open that thread to see who it is.

ZippyT gets some kind of award for being the Least Surprised by something in the WTF thread.

Radar gets my award for Most Likely To Start A New Business/Career.

Ibram gets my award for forgetting more about music than I ever knew.

Happy Monkey gets my Award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Sean Hannity.

UT gets My award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Al Franken.

Case gets my Award for best Artist.

Happy Monkey gets my Award for best Craftsman.

I'd give out an Award for best poet but I literally can't read poetry.

And Wolf gets my Coolest Cellarite Award. Oh, and the Best Bullshit Sensor Award.

A lot of these are absolutely correct. You really nailed them.

But this one makes me laugh. It's perfect.

No. :notworthy

It's a draw, seriously... both find awesome things out there!

Which, by logical extension, means that I've just been given an award for *not* getting laid.

Yup. That's about right. Time for me to go be even more depressed now.:rolleyes:

I'll put myself down for "most likely to nominate themselves"

Sorry Kagen, I beat you to that, or actually, if they give you that award it's in error, cause I already nominated myself. :)

I'd like to nominate skysidhe for the most likely to be a crazy stalker award.

Most likely to parlay an award into a roll in the hay: Bruce

Can I get a consolation prize?

tastiest username?

best parrallel parker?

no, i'd say.....most often overlooked despite being brilliant and wise

And cute. :grinnylov

Hah! I've been known to drive all over town looking for a head-in spot... :redface:
I'll settle for Best with Whipped Cream. :blush:

Aww c'mon, surely I am more deserved than *best nipple*??

Although, I will wear that one with pride....................