Only one to do this.....

lit candles are quite painful going into the anus

How many Cellarites would try changing the same lightbulb before asking if anyone remembered to pay the electric bill?! :smack:

Was that experience speaking? ;)

several couples to use the hot wax in a sexual setting.

None -there are no bills in the cellar -just the tip jar ;)

no. experience suggests that something has been learnt.

6 trips to the hospital later...they suggested i just keep a kiddie pool of ice water at home

lmao

But you have learned that it hurts obviously...just that you haven't learned not to do it again...cause it's still gonna hurt? *still laughing*

Question: How many members of the chief bullshitter's regime does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of the bullshitter, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';
7. One regime insider to resign and in detail reveal how the bullshitter was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how the chief bullshitter has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

And we're still sitting in the dark because no one has changed the lightbulb.

And we're still sitting in the dark because no one has changed the lightbulb.

You go to the Cellar with the lightbulb you have not the lightbulb you...

Wouldn't that be "cellulite" in this regard? Or am I mixing this up with the "Body image" thread?

Your call.

It is obvious I don't accept responsibility well.

What bulb. I like the dark.