you have to restrain yourself from mentioning the Obelix Goatse carousel picture during coffee with the playgroup moms when one of them mentions that she has an Obelix Jelly/Jello mould

You're not longer considered a forum lurker... :eek:

you have fantasies about involving 2 people you've never met and how no idea what they look like

*cough* ducks'n'bri *cough**splutter*

Then you've missed THE thread.

You feel lost and confused when there's a reference that you don't understand because you can't keep up with every Goddamn thread around here.

...you tell your friends who know your web habits how much time you spend in the cellar and they DON'T automatically assume you are building a bomb, burying a body or sending explosives through the mail.

You should be flush with pride over that one.:lol2::Flush:

You fall asleep obsessing: I thought that joke was funny. How come nobody else thought it was funny? Maybe it wasn't that funny...naw, that was pretty damn funny. Maybe it was funny but no one just wrote that it was funny. But that other guy said something that wasn't that funny and it brought the Cellar down. Am I not as funny as I think I am? Wasn't that funny? I thought it was really funny...when I say it in my head again I still think it's funny..."Blue Dog." OMG how can no one think that's funny...?"
:p

...When you are afraid to click on this thread for fear that an arrow will shoot out and nail you right between the eyes. :3eye:

lol Beestie, I've always wondered exactly where that smilie would be entirely appropriate and relevant! :)

You see a thread title and know within two guesses who started the thread.

And what it's going to be about.

i know how you feel... :redface:

When a certain thread seems particularly witty and charming.

You viciously assail someone in one thread then defend them fiercely in another.