:biglaugha :lol2:

How old are you?

Are you that Rosie O'Donnell?

Where do you want it? In the head or in the heart?

BOSS: "Do you know anything about this CELLAR website?"

Are you having an affair?

Any question that starts off with "Im not going to get angry - i just need to hear the truth..."


Ooooh crap.

How did that blonde hair come to be on your lapel?

Have you had anything to drink this evening, sir?

What is that white powder in your luggage?

Has anyone told you about the Kingdom of God?

Is there a doctor in the house?

What happened to the brakes?

Does this make me look fat?

"Could you squeeze this for me?? ...because I cant reach"

Has anyone seen the urine sample I stored in the fridge?

was the window of your car always that broken?

where do you see yourself in 10 years?

will you marry me?

do you know how fast you were going?

Was that a cop in that car we just passed?

Mum, how long will it take for that tree to grow back?

Where's the dustpan?

Hey, doesn't that guy who just bit (spit on/puked on) you have HIV (Hep C)?

Oh God, just reading that made my stomach drop a little....

I use my very lovely cellar.org tagline mug at work. I also, on occasion, forward my boss IOTDs having to do with aviation.

AFAIK he hasn't started regularly reading here, probably because there isn't enough discussion about NASCAR.