I know. I can smell 'em.

(oh crap! Why don't I just lay down in the street and wait for the next truck?!!!)

nicely done.
too bad it may be your last joke:D

I don't get why the swan doesn't eat the fish. Maybe it's not part of their diet, but birds eat fish no doubt. Plus those fish look delicious, in my opinion.

I'm pretty sure swans eat grasses and smaller fish - the carp might be too big
However, don't think this means you can feed them
They will bite your hand, and the males will get all pissed at you for 'hitting on their woman'
not a fond memory

Dude, if it weren't for the necessity of including the pic for context, I would *so* put this in the Hall of Fame.

Excellent!

Its fairly obvious that you bat for the other team....and just as well I am tipping!!

Carp taste like crap.

They're alright bled and cooked in beer Ali.

the flesh is still sloppy and 'muddy' tasting though. As a food source, they're ok, but there's lots of other fish that tastes good without even trying. ;)

Once again, fame comes so close, and then...


:-)

Psssh!

Bravo!! I love a good pun, but the groaners like these are a rare treat. Brilliant.

I'd like to thank all the little people (Billy Barty, Herve Villachaise, Verne Troyer) for this honor! :D

Thanks Big!