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Panama - Van Halen
Uh! Oh yeah! Ah-huh! Jump back, what's that sound? Here she comes, full blast and top down Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Model citizen, zero discipline Don't ya know she's coming home with me You'll lose her in that turn I'll get her! Panama, Panama Panama, Panama Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom Don't you know she's coming home with me You'll lose her in that turn I'll get her Uh-oh! Panama, Panama. Wow! Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Woo! (Guitar Solo) Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off You know what I'm sayin' Ahh, you reach down put it between my legs n' ease the seat back She's runnin', I'm flyin' Right behind in the rearview mirror now Got the fearin', power steerin' Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now Panama, Panama Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Panama |
Drop Dead Legs - Van Halen (kinda like zztop) most of their songs are technically......
Ow! Drop dead legs Pretty smile Hurts my head Gets me wild Dig that steam Giant butt Makes me scream I get a nut nut nuthin but the shakes over you (Nothin) Nothin' else could ever do You know that you want it (Woo!) I know what you need You know that you want it (Baby!) When the night is through Will I still be lovin' you? (Woo!) Dig those moves Vampire Set me loose Get it higher Throw my rope Loop-de-loop Nice white teeth; Betty Boop Play it cool, Real heavy I ain't fooled Get it ready Ooh, oh baby! You know that you want it (oh, oh oh) I know what you need (Ooh!) You know that you want it (Baby) When the night is through, (Ow!) Will I still be lovin' you? (Uh!) |
Alabama Song - The Doors (via Bertolt Brecht)
"Show me the way to the next little girl." (apparently originally the lyrics were "pretty boy.") In retrospect, perhaps those were intentionally dirty. |
Traveling Riverside Blues / Lemon Song - LZ
Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg Spoken: I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed |
technically - these are!!!! (all that has been posted)
Whitesnake - Slide it in You talk too much, Never saying what's on your mind, It's written on your face, An' in the words you hide behind I know what you want, I can see what you're looking for, I know what you want from me, An' I'm gonna give you more I'm gonna slide it in Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, Slide it, in baby... Sometimes you seem Just like a stranger to me, But, all the games you play Make it so easy to see You're looking for love, Tho' you try to deny, The things you put me through Tell me what I've got to do to you I'm gonna slide it in, Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in... You talk too much, Always treating me so unkind, I know what I've got to do, To get me some peace of mind I'm gonna slide it in, Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, Slide it in, Right to the top Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it, Slide it in, slide it in, Right to the top, baby... |
"Really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree" Steve Miller Band |
One of several versions of The Woodpecker Song goes something like this, but I should bracket the received material with a first verse and a last verse that I've known for decades:
Tune: Dixie, messed with as needed. One day I saw a telephone pole And in that pole was a woodpecker's hole And I thought That I ought To examine it More closely. I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Take it out, take it out, take it out, REMOVE IT!" I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Put it back, put it back, put it back, REPLACE IT!" [The rhythm gradually speeds, verse by verse. Sing the significant verbs with an obvious hyphen between syllables.] Other verses: Replaced/turn it round/REVOLVE IT! Revolved/turn it back/REVERSE IT! Reversed/in and out/RECIPROCATE IT! Reciprocated/speed it up/ACCELERATE IT! Accelerated /slow it down/RETARD IT! Retarded/once again/REPEAT IT! Repeated/twist it ‘round/RE-ARTICULATE IT! Re-articulated /let it go/RELEASE IT! Released/pull it out/RETRACT IT! Retracted/the other hole/RE-ALIGN IT! Re-aligned/pull it out/REMOVE IT! Removed/take a whiff/REVOLTING! Or, alternatively, gradually rallentando from the earlier frenetic pace, and best delivered with a postorgasmic expression on the singer's face: ...Pull it out!/Pull it out!/Pull it out -- I've had it! |
Lick It Up - Kiss
nothin else needs to be said |
listening as we post
Everybody Wants Some - Van Halen |
C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire You'd be a fool to stop this tide Spread your wings and let me come inside Sometimes while shopping I hear this song being played. I wonder if it were more of a modern alternative song there would be a moral outcry and banned for it's suggestive nature? oh good 'ole Rod. |
suggestive lyrics that technically aren't
I met you on Monday, that's my lucky bun day...you know what I mean!
I love you each weekday, each velvety cheek day...you know what I mean! |
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