Great, now I have to find a way to work that great phrase, "Shit-flicking monstrocities" into conversation.

Welcome to the Cellar mfrasier31. :D

What... you never talk about your inlaws?

Strange, that with all that affection for mud they have, you never see one at Glastonbury

baby got back

Retromingent – we use that word together with anal retentive, i.e. he's AR and retromingent. Ouch! Lovely, happy hippo.

1. It's not piss it's sweetned coffee

2. Hippop's kill more people in Africa than any other animal. People have reported finding lions and crocodiles bitten in half by a hippo.

Do you mean hiphop?

Yo, hippo my homey.

With the weather getting hot lately, a constipated hippo could be used as a local cooling fan. Strategically placed, 1 hippo per 800 square feet should just about do it. Orient spinning hindquarters to direct cooling air flow and angle down roughly at a 10 degree angle and voila!

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That's a pretty risky plan considering you never know when the dam will break.

Yeah, spin spin spin spin spin




CHOMP!