false (There's already 4 posts mentioning hitler)


Not waiting for a response from the poster is a good idea. It saves time.

True -- Since it was my idea, I have to think it's a good one. :D

My current cockiness can't cause me any trouble.

False. Referring to your penis with a royal title like that will only give it a big head.

Friday the 13th is actually a really lucky day.

true, although our plans to get married on Friday 13th failed

we were married on Friday 20th

False. You were never really married?

True or False: Mondays are fabulistic!

False because fabulistic isn't a real word.



The Today show dosn't miss Kaite Couric.

False -- Since The Today Show is just a t.v. show it can't even pull the trigger.

Trigger was the greatest horse ever.

False; the greatest horse ever was Mr. Ed.

They are developing a Captain Marvel ("Shazam!") feature film.

:lol2:

False -- They're not busy developing one; it'll appear by magic once they say "Shazam!"

It will disappear if someone from another dimension then says "Mazahs!"

I think that's true! It just sounds true...



I'm lying.

False -- A dog lover couldn't lie like that.

A dog will not lie on a bearskin rug.

true. Dogs can't speak and so will not lie on any type of rug.

(it was true, Shawnee, we did marry on Friday 20th)

The Bearskins of the guard of Buckingham Palace are actually polyester

False and True, because bears are actually made of polyester.

Kids love chocolate Ovaltine.

True -- Goats eat anything, but you really shouldn't give them chocolate, though.

I am an empty-headed food trough wiper.