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xoxoxoBruce 07-21-2007 08:48 AM
How come everybody is OK with feeding this Dinosaur descendant, but the guy feeding the bears is a jerk?

freshnesschronic 07-21-2007 08:51 AM
Bears can kill you. Food entices.

Uisge Beatha 07-21-2007 09:01 AM
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xoxoxoBruce 07-21-2007 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 366487)
Bears can kill you. Food entices.
So can Gulls.

richlevy 07-21-2007 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 366491)
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Bears can kill you. Food entices.
So can Gulls.
Especially when they're Marxists.

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I dunno, I think the neatest part of the story is that the gull has learned to let the other birds help to open the bag. He can't do it himself, so he has to get help, and then he has to share. He's saying it's OK to steal with humans, but with other fowl you must cooperate and allot earnings... it's only fair.
Don't worry though. I hear the CIA is recruiting chickenhawks for a little 'extreme rendition'.

Sundae 07-21-2007 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 366485)
How come everybody is OK with feeding this Dinosaur descendant, but the guy feeding the bears is a jerk?
Because the crafty gull is shoplifting, as opposed to being hand-fed.
It's capitalism vs socialism :)

xoxoxoBruce 07-21-2007 02:01 PM
Ha ha ha, excellent, Sundae Girl.

milkfish 07-22-2007 06:47 PM
Sundae Gull

HungLikeJesus 07-25-2007 03:58 PM
I just walked out to the kitchen and there were about a dozen magpies waiting on the deck, watching me through the sliding door, so I had to feed them some corn chips.

DanaC 07-25-2007 04:13 PM
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Sundae Gull
Hahahaha....hahahah...k, that really made me laugh.

xoxoxoBruce 07-25-2007 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 368001)
I just walked out to the kitchen and there were about a dozen magpies waiting on the deck, watching me through the sliding door, so I had to feed them some corn chips.
I'm sending Ranger Rick up there to give you a severe scolding.

1~Interfering with the natural order of things.
2~Contributing to the delinquency of Magpie minors.
3~Denigrating the diets of Dinosaur descendants.
4~Feeding corn chips to tidings of magpies without posting pictures.

Oh boy, are you gonna get it now.

bluecuracao 07-25-2007 05:14 PM
Isn't Ranger Rick a raccoon? I hear he takes corn chip bribes.

HungLikeJesus 07-25-2007 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 368018)
I'm sending Ranger Rick up there to give you a severe scolding.

1~Interfering with the natural order of things.
2~Contributing to the delinquency of Magpie minors.
3~Denigrating the diets of Dinosaur descendants.
4~Feeding corn chips to tidings of magpies without posting pictures.

Oh boy, are you gonna get it now.
Ranger Rick doesn't need to bother. The magpies are already scolding me (magpies can talk - these do, anyway). Also, the more I feed them, the more they poop on my car and deck furniture.

I should clarify - I gave them tortilla chips (which are a kind of corn chip, but they don't give the magpies dorito breath). And no salsa.

Your #3 should be posted in the good assonance thread.

SPUCK 07-26-2007 04:50 AM
That bear is gonna rot his teeth!!

CharlieG 07-27-2007 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 366014)
...snip.. "What the f*** is PC Load Letter?"
Paper Cartridge Load Letter


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