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Now I have to stay until 3:00. :(

I'll bet none of you fuckers spent 2 1/2 hours, this morning, shoving leaflets through doors on the council estate that time forgot.

I may have... I'll have to ask my mom. If I was four when I got them, it wasn't by much.

"Dear Penthouse Forum, Usually my shift delivering pizzas is fairly uneventful . . . . . . "

I bet none of you fuckers have sole charge of your kids while your spouse flew off to another continent for two weeks to conduct some operas.

that wasn't the tip I was referring to, but if you have to be coy...

I'll bet none of you fuckers had your appendix removed a week after it had burst.

owww.....fuck me that sounds painful

3 inches...

across...

My uncle had his out six months after it burst. Yeah, my family is full of stubborn idiots. While the doctors looked at him all bug-eyed, he just said, "Well you know, it stopped hurting after awhile..."

I know exactly what you were referring to, shithead...I just decided not to indulge you today. :)

'Are squirting pus and blood out of a hole in your crotch that was not there this morning.

I'll bet none of you fuckers just went out and bought a set of bunk beds and mattresses, a couple of fluro light fittings and 4 bean bags.

I'll bet none of you fuckers left your tax refund check sitting around for so long that it expired.

Ouch.

I'll bet none of you fuckers stayed up all night last night with your sick child then went to work at 6am so that you could do a few hours work and then come home so your husband could then go and do his work day.

'Have gotten pissed on by an adult man as many times as I have this summer (with the exception of wolf maybe)