You're thinking of big shtick.

I'm thinking of big schtick....did I say that out loud?

i'm above average at having things that i'm above average at.

Watch this all the way to the end ,

My awesomeness is so above average.

I know that there are some things that I am definitely above average on, and other things that I think I'm above average on. But I don't like talking about them. I toot my horn when I see fit, but most of the time, I just like being me and going about my business.

I can roll perfect cigarettes...

...which for someone who's given up smoking is about as useless a skill as I can imagine...

... almost as useless as the intermittently, brilliant impressions I can do. Note: intermittently...I am better than average at impressions, in that I can't always do an impression, but when I can it's very, very good...

I am above average in my ability to absorb mindless bullshit in my life without actually feeling compelled to kill anyone.

In which ways are you above average?
 

I am originally from Lake Woebegone where all the children are above average......So I guess that's it.

If your IQ is over 100, you're above average.

What's your IQ?

My weight?

Does someone want to explain the question?

Uh, Cicero, is that a trick question where I'm supposed to explain your question about explaining the question or.........um....I'm confused.

Oh, yeah! I'm above average in my ability to get confused.

Damn, if my IQ were my weight, I wouldn't get so confused. Heck, I'd be running this planet!

Is that in kgs or pounds?....coz my weight in kgs would probably equate to the IQ of most of the world leaders.

As a teacher I know that everyone is talented in their own way and no one is average.

I am above average at finding tremendous humor in Sanford and Son. Sure, others find it quite funny, but I, think it is was one of the funniest shows ever. What? You disagree? DO NOT make me come up there and kick your ass!