Sorry to go all girly, but look at their little beaks!! Ohmigod how cute are they?

Foie gras ?

I'm sorry Merc, did you not hear me say, very clearly look at their little beaks!! Ohmigod how cute are they?

You could at least pause and admire the cuteness of the little beaks....

... as you nibble on their cute little livers. :)

well at least you made the attempt...

That's not a regular tea cup. That's like the cup from the opening scene of "So I married an Axe Murder."

i was under the impression that once thawed, ducklings were no longer frozen.....

I must now re-examine my entire life and thought process.....first step in the champagne i suppose

And everything turned out just ducky

Ouch....that's puntastic.


Would this be an appropriate time to remind people of the cute little beaks?

Nobody tells me my beak is cute.

is it little?

Shush, woman. You don't want him suffering from beak envy, do you?

My beak is little, but I've got some big bills.

Actually.....if you arent being told your beak is cute, thats a good thing.

Well, in my world anyways.

If they say "Awwww isn't it cute..... It's time to buy a Corvette"
~Dave Attell ~