A heart that doesnt break so easily

A Holiday Wish
written by Steve Martin, performed on Saturday Night Live (1991)

Steve Martin: If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.


Be careful what you wish for Duck.

I don't want to be rich. I just want to be financially comfortable to afford for myself those things I want. lol ( right now)


nice travel spots
nice car
a walk in closet full of clothes
oh and someone to share my bed then go home in the morning. :P



I used to also. Now I am half deaf which works out great for night time sleeping.:thumb: *tounge in cheek*
Really, I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone. I hope you heal quickly.

1) A gigantic gin and tonic
2) A carnal frolic with the very hot girl who used to be my receptionist at work and has been sort of hinting lately that it is a possibility
3) Then sleep

To kill you.

That's a bad thing to want syc.


I want a t shirt that says. Dorks need love too but it has to have small cap sleeves and a tailored look.

You don't know who I was referring to, now do you? :)

it dosn't matter to me

Well then...I guess it will be...YOU!!!

;)

silly tripper

My boyfriend :( long-distance relationships are hard...

(but worth it in this case)

If you can't be with the one you love...

I want my skin to clear up RFN. I want to be able to get in a bath without it stinging. I want a cigarette...I want my dog to be a puppy again...I want not to have overslept this morning.

A job!

Well, not RFN. Next Monday would be best.

I want to know what the heck RFN means. And for whoever tells me to not use the word n00b. Pipe dream, I know.