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jester 08-30-2007 10:23 AM

Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?:rolleyes:

dar512 08-30-2007 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 380187)
Why are my sentences so complicated?

Complex thoughts require complex explanations.

lumberjim 08-30-2007 02:22 PM

jinx, go get your phone!

Griff 08-30-2007 02:24 PM

She's busy.

lumberjim 08-30-2007 02:26 PM

sheddap, you.

monster 08-30-2007 05:59 PM

You need to install a wireless doorbell that she can't reach/find. That's what we did for the kids :D

theotherguy 08-30-2007 07:50 PM

This may be one of my favorite threads.

Aliantha 08-30-2007 08:01 PM

I really thought he would have asked for pork chops instead of steak.

monster 08-30-2007 08:04 PM

not Cock Au Vin?

Elspode 08-30-2007 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 379997)
Did she come?

If she did, did she make a lot of noise and generally show approval at your command? If so, I require some advice on how to behave in such a commanding manner as my wife claims to want this sort of thing.

lumberjim 08-30-2007 09:28 PM

it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor.

monster 08-30-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 380564)
it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor.

when you say hot, do you mean about 350?

lumberjim 08-30-2007 09:52 PM

~~SIZZLE~~

it's good to have a wife with a hot sense of humor.

skysidhe 08-31-2007 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jester (Post 380188)
Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?:rolleyes:

I dunno. He did seem to soften it by caring if her tea got cold or not. Although a ploy the thought was nice implying a bit of pussy whip-ed-ness. ;)

HungLikeJesus 08-31-2007 05:07 PM

LJ, I will now call you PeterSellers.

Quote:

One afternoon, the doorbell rang in Peter Sellers's London flat. As Sellers was busy in his study, his wife Anne went to the door, where she was handed a telegram. The message? "Bring me a cup of coffee. Peter."


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