Can we nominate Ibby?

Jinx would be my overall Cellar Queen (despite rowing with Shawnee who I care a lot about). Looks, brain, man-wrangling skills, mother, photographer and occasional evil witch.

Shawnee is the Humour Queen for snappy one-liners, and the general direction for her humour which I often read and think "I wouldn't have thought of that angle if I'd been given 10 years". She will also be the Comeback Queen - I know she's left again but I trust she will come back. She's realised she has a place here now (as evidenced by deleting her keyboard melting last post)

Brianna would be the Empress, in the tarot sense - lush and giving, capricious as nature but kind at heart

Clodfobble is Queen of Clarity. She has a beautiful way with words which gets to the heart of the matter. Even when I don't agree with her I acknowledge she has expressed her opinion in a way that makes sense.

Wolf of course is the Queen of Swords (back to the tarot). Steely cold in some aspects, sharp as a knife, no nonsense. But rapier wit, and personality shines through.

Ducks & Aliantha rule jointly as Antipodean Queens
Two very different posters, but both funny, up for a party and caring

Oh and Dana of course. I'm not sure she would appreciate being a Queen at all. So I will vote her Prime Minister instead. She can express my political opinions far better than I can myself, and keeps a level head in the most heated discussions.

Have I thrown your counting out of whack by introducing categories? I'm only sorry that I haven't voted for every Cellar female!
It's tempting when such a great group of women post here.

Aw shucks, thanks. :blush:
...and yet Spexx thinks I scored higher in math...

Sundae- your vote needs to be clarified!
One vote per account......I have you down for Jinx.

Nope....no categories......but thanks for playing!

No I'm sorry.....it's just not official yet.....

Instead of saying, I'll link to a picture. Here's my vote.

Okay, the first requirement is that they have to meet me in the driveway of a hotel to have their pictures taken with me. Extra points will be awarded for the least amount of clothing being worn (by her) at the time.

I'm going to have to vote for Labrat. She's the only one who I've actually met, and who actually seems to be serious about having off with me someday. I admire that in a really selfish way. Oh...and also, she's just frigging great and stuff. And then there's that ass...

I'm still trying to figure this one out...

it is a quote from star trek. only kirk could make peace with the klingons or something along those lines. /nerd voice/

it's true. not A man.....THE man. bow down to me. you, spexxvet, bow down. on your knees, you simpering worm.


brianna, .......tear his arms off.

Yeah, but I think it's actually a quote of tw paraphrasing Star Trek...?

be a dear, and lay the whole thing out. i'm still not getting it. why is it funny, and how does it relate to the topic at hand?

thanks so much

god i'm in love with sundae girl---i really am.

mebbe i'm the gay for her.

ps-- i AM the gey for her.

It's unclear that it actually is.
The saying about Nixon going to China was that only a hard line anti-Commie politician like Nixon could meet with the Chinese government and not look like he wasgetting too cozy with them.

All I was saying was that Cicero started this thread... any man doing so would probably have been sliced up.