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Elspode 10-01-2007 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 390848)
Thank you sir. But as you can see, the moon phase or the seasonal change, or maybe too much exercise, has stirred up excess testosterone or adrenaline or something.

I've called the SPCA for the loan of a belt-fed tranquilizer dart gun.

I've check Wikipedia...testosterone nor adrenaline nor exercise are known to cause brain damage.

SPCA - Society to Punish Cellar Asshats?

jinx 10-01-2007 11:57 PM

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spudcon 10-02-2007 12:11 AM

Well golly gee. The tranqilizer dart sure worked. Now there are no more intercoursing rectum orifices saying unintelligent intercoursing excrement any more.
Or,
Maybe it was the blow job.

HungLikeJesus 10-02-2007 12:32 AM

Shhh - the music stopped and nobody is dancing.

Aliantha 10-02-2007 12:38 AM

And we're all watching YOU

spudcon 10-02-2007 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 391128)
Shhh - the music stopped and nobody is dancing.

And we're all watching YOU

I'm honored.

HungLikeJesus 10-02-2007 12:47 AM

That's what you get for being in the Cellar wearing just one sock.

spudcon 10-02-2007 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 391134)
That's what you get for being in the Cellar wearing just one sock.

All anybody wants to talk about is sox.

Aliantha 10-02-2007 01:26 AM

you can't live your life without sox

monster 10-02-2007 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 391134)
That's what you get for being in the Cellar wearing just one sock.



It's not so much the one sock, it's the where he's wearing it. Especially if he's a she.

slang 10-02-2007 09:58 AM

Hey Ep! Put everyone on ignore. :)

It's a very undervalued feature here at the cellar.

With everyone blocked out you can comment on the last item that you posted.

With everyone on ignore....you own the cellar. :D

Cicero 10-02-2007 10:59 AM

Jinx found a photo of my husband and I on a 'night on the town' it appears.........not sure how you guys do it!

SamIam 10-02-2007 11:31 AM

I understand Jinx is quite the quick hand with the screenshot. You never should have posted that thing in the damn philosophy forum. Now you've done it! :eek:

TheMercenary 10-03-2007 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 391219)
Jinx found a photo of my husband and I on a 'night on the town' it appears.........not sure how you guys do it!

Sometimes we use the left hand just to make it seem like we are getting some strange, but mostly we just use the right hand... and lots of lube.


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