Or (in a non-LOL cats way):

Doritos help with the munchies, not the DTs

Damn, what did I do with my giant Popeye-size isopod stompin' boots?

OK....I'm weird....I think they are cute and would make an awesome pet!!

they look sort of like a balmain or moreton bay bug, which I assure you taste very nice on the bbq.

mmmm....bugs n garlic butter

My daughter and I are watching BBC's "Earth" (we call it "Urf") on DVD. They had these things two miles below the ocean surface eating every disgusting putrid dead thing that drifted down to the floor of the briny deep. Just like their dog poop eating "roly-poly" surface cousins! (By the way, "wooly boogers" is another good alternate name...)

On creatures shit is another creatures dinner...

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Sowbugs.

I'd try one dipped in melted butter

I'm telling you those are walking lobster tails without the lobster!