what exactly is my type?

The type that has four walls, keeps you chained to her for about 10 hours a day and gives you a lot of satisfaction for making it work on your own

I'm not familiar with this genre. Is there a pathologically introverted character who will awkwardly try to make friends with and/or date the heroine, and then stalk her after she rebuffs him?

Damnit you people. I expected something better than this when I woke from my alcohol induced slumber this morning.

Now get to it and do some story telling!

My role? :fapfapfap:

I just want to take pictures of your trists.

Well....do we have any male surgeons in the cellar? If they could also be curt and a little standoffish, whilst exuding sexual magnetism and playing regular games of tennis...that'd have to be the hero.

I'm not a surgeon, but I've got the curt and standoffish pretty well knocked! :D

I am not a surgeon either, but I have played one in some third world countries.

and you also slept at a Holiday Inn Express too, right?