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fly................ Easy. Flying twice, that's the tricky part. have a penis....... :checks profile: I'll lend you mine. have smaller feet. ...... CHOP CHOP done. see entire the world. ..... Go outside. Look down. That's it. Turn it over if you want to see the other side. make everyone i love happy. .... stop loving anyone. rid humanity of inherently evil people. ... easiest way would be to destroy all life on earth ... we'd sure be rid of them then. (EDIT: See Dings' comments.) shoot the cunts that think they own the road. ... You can right now. Getting away with it ... harder. own a harley. now. ... how bad do you want it? $$$ Good luck... |
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Ans 2. If that ever comes out I'm going straight to the doctor. No, the bank. Ans 3. Nope, just two balls and the option of a tick attachment. Ans 4. :checks bank account: :( apparently not. I suppose I should have said share rather than lend. |
I wish I could speak a really difficult language to learn fluently and well, as if I was brought up speaking it.
Any of the Indian or Chinese languages would be cool - imagine going to a restaurant and ordering in fluent Hindi or Mandarin. Or Finnish - okay I'd have to go to Finland on holiday, but I'd like to go there anyway. Do you know that they have fifteen noun cases? |
Ah, I agree with that. I wish I could speak Latin, just because there's no real reason to unless you want to have sex with altar boys. Which I don't, for the record.
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I think I've watched 5 minutes total of Star Trek in my life, not too interested in Klingon. Sindarin would be kinda cool, though if we're really getting silly, I'd prefer to speak the black tongue of Mordor; turn the sky black, make the earth shake, and have my voice echo ominously.
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I can speak Sauronic. Well, only the inscription from the ring ... but it's a start ... |
A start, sure... But can you make it sound as evil as it's supposed to? I bet you have to beat the fat death metal chicks off with a lead pipe if you can.
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SG...Asian languages are easier than you think...give it a try! I'm also trying to learn greek and homeric greek but don't have anyone to speak to (modern greek) but my husband, that has no clue what I am saying...and quite rightly doesn't care. Here's one SG-- It's easy. SG Suuuoooy! Stress the u because if you stress the o too much it means the opposite.(that means SG is pretty) Like soy but add a u first and stress the heck out of it. It's a hell of a lot easier than you think SG...it's the people that aren't learning the languages that say that. Give it a try first! It isn't that hard. Especially if it's just conversational.....sometimes it's easier just because these things can be very informal. Like, SG suuuoooy! You don't even have to give it a verb because the natives don't. SG pretty- is how it translates. Easy! And you sound cute when you speak it properly. This in no way, means that I am smart. This means I will do well in Thailand which I will never go to, and can read classic greek literature that no one has any use for. They will do away with me in the above suggested genocide stupid camps for having a lot of knowledge that for the most part is useless to everyone but me.(When or if they get the chance) Yes...I never argued that I didn't qualify as stupid... Look...I'm getting all defensive... :) I wish I could just keep my foot out of my mouth. |
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Am impressed by your language skill though! |
hi hao nah?
shu shu'(r) me too... I quit mandarin when I told someone something about their grandma mother in a chinese restraunt. I'm not going to fully quit it....but I still have to work on the others ones first. |
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