I'll opt out. Most of mine would straighten your short hairs.

Zengum: you may thank Gen MacArthur for the pube-laws. They were enacted during the Marshall Plan occupation.

yeah...sure brian...you're just worried that you appear in some of it.

I *do*!!!

There is no "second-hand" porn. The correct term is "pre-loved".

Perhaps, but there has been plenty of time to change them since then. (Off thread, but a WTF moment a few weeks ago, when a 60+ year old woman in my class steadily insisted that Japan was never occupied at the end of WWII. "Not occupied. Independent. Normal country." ... WTF???)

I just want to caution folks again about posting porn across borders. It is controlled material, and what may be legal in your country may be illegal elsewhere. You might unwittingly dump someone in a big heap of trouble. Call me careful or call me chicken, but I won't be risking it.

Wait, what? Who confiscated it? From whom?

We busted a nepheu with it when they were staying with us a few summers ago

Now there's an opening line I hadn't heard before...

Put me down LJ. You may still have my address.
Say, wouldn't it be swell if there was something like a Cellar T-shirt to acknowledge this humble beginning.

You must not be hanging out at the right bars.

Actually, I was looking on the Australia Post site this morning and there were warnings about sending porn internationally. There must be a reasonable number of people who try to do it if they have it on their standard warnings list.

what sounded like a good idea on paper....or monitor.....seems rather fraught with peril and expense.

i think i'll just bring it to the very next cellar gtg i go to and pawn it off on an unsuspecting victim under pretense. beware any large rattley gifts i may try to give you....especially if i insist that you wait until you get home to open it.

Uh...what exactly would this Tshirt say?

"I gave my address out on the Cellar and all I got was this box of porn?"

Can you post a preview of the porn as a sample?

I've got a huge box of VHS porn in the garage I haven't seen in a long time. I could add to the collection but it would be expensive to ship.