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Flint 01-31-2008 11:04 PM

I has... it's I has.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveBsjb (Post 428932)
... a glass of wine in my hand.

Don't spill it on the rug, or lumberjim will buttƒuck you in the mouth.

lumberjim 01-31-2008 11:15 PM

i haven't buttfucked anybody in the mouth in weeks!

Flint 01-31-2008 11:16 PM

What about Drax? What is that called?

lumberjim 01-31-2008 11:55 PM

pwnage?

TheMercenary 02-03-2008 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 428919)
A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
:)
You guys are pretty smart....please define.

Congestion (Muscular tension), engorgement (erection), increase in secretions (lubrication), peripheral flushing of the skin usually about the neck, chest, and face, increased heart rate.

Trilby 02-04-2008 11:25 AM

i have a really sore throat. AGain. I think i might have some sort of trouble. maybe this is ca going up my eso? I can hardlly swalllow.


dammmmmmmit. If i lose the ability to swallow I want all you cellarites to hack me to death with a machete. deal? oh, yeah, with a drum ring, of course.

Cicero 02-04-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 429496)
Congestion (Muscular tension), engorgement (erection), increase in secretions (lubrication), peripheral flushing of the skin usually about the neck, chest, and face, increased heart rate.

Then why does engorgement sound so terrible?!? I'm going to have to look that up Merc!
:D

barefoot serpent 02-04-2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 429681)
Then why does engorgement sound so terrible?!? I'm going to have to look that up Merc!
:D

I thought it meant getting lost in the Grand Canyon.:headshake

Radar 02-04-2008 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 428908)
a really sore throat.





that is all.

Sorry about that. I'll be more gentle next time.

binky 02-04-2008 03:19 PM

I have...my taxes finished :D

barefoot serpent 02-04-2008 03:41 PM

buttƒuck you

and the Form 1040EZ you filed on.

classicman 02-04-2008 07:09 PM

What he ^^^ said! I just got my forms from my boss on Friday - asshole!

DucksNuts 02-04-2008 10:53 PM

a sweaty arse crack

Flint 02-04-2008 10:55 PM

I would totally sniff your sweaty ass aroma. Have you guys seen that thing? Yowzah!

binky 02-04-2008 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent (Post 429709)
buttƒuck you

and the Form 1040EZ you filed on.

sry 1040 but with taxact software:D


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