Just stay away from the yellow tail.

*Excusing self from table*
I think I'm ready for another piece of that.

I call the flower!

And after dinner, you can play a few rounds of pokehim.

Now, what have I told you about playing with your food?

Don't fuck the table?

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if those models were on lazy susans?

Plenty of Fugu to go round, then...

I wonder if they are allowed to engage the diners in small talk as the others eat.

Small talk of the "you come here often" tradition? :cool:

My first thought is about the temperature. Personally, I think it's sort of neat, but I'd freeze my bum off laying out there with fish draped all over me. (Yet, if they kept it warm enough for me, it wouldn't be good for the inhibition of major bacteria growth on sushi...)

Why?

OK...I got two (no three) (no four) questions right off.

1. How do you get dried wasabi out of pubic hair?

and

2. How gay is the male diner in the first pic? He's going right for the groin!!!:eek:

and

3. How bad does a chopstick pinch to the jimmy hurt?:thepain:

and

4. Does the buffett come with Happy Ending?:p

Next it'll be school dinners..... (hot lunch to you merkins....)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...02_468x346.jpg

:eek:

Who's gonna lick the plate? :yelsick:

How about a nice bowel of soup? :)