Hmm... so far, I'd exclude both radar and tw as emotionally very unsuitable. They've been tested, and the results say, "Don't." (Considering mumble, fading...)

Androgeny gives me the willies...

Actually, I'd really enjoy experimenting with a hot black chick.

Also, dito to BrianR.

I think Ib is hoping to get the willies from the sheboy too....

What makes you think I HAVEN'T had the dwellers here? ;)

As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.

Oh, who hasn't fucked Matt Damon?

Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?

yeah, a nice Jewish girl.




This poll is sponsored by Sheldon's mom

In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.

Monster:

It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)

No, I meant. . . . oh, nevermind. :cool:

:lol:
Monster!! or is it Ibby's mom?

Labrat, of course...and Cic...at the same time, please?

Hmmm... There would be lots. jinx, case, sundae girl, labrat, ducksnuts... Cic also has a nice bum, I just don't know what the rest looks like! ;)

We have a lot of cellar hotties. Celebrity-wise, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are probably my favorites.

If I were gay? Jean Claude van Damme. I know, he's not gay. But what a grand fight it would be!

Cellarite? Wolf has always been secretly in my dreams. Even though she's a girl. In some of her Indian personas I bet she's got a male spirit guide or two. Close enough.

Brian

I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...

But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.