RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVES!

LOOK!

But it's only 9:25 now. That must be shopped.

No, this really did happen. Then I got carried away.

But I'm back.

Check his blood. See if it's green.

Who are you people?

If you'll notice, every single thread has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.

Okay, so now it makes more sense.

The problem is that I wrote this at night and you're reading it in the daytime. It's not nearly as effective.

I think I'll copy it into an e-mail and send it to my wife tonight.

Yeah, that's why. :cool:

:3eye:

so -- what was it?

huh? huh?

We've had mice, voles, chipmunks, snakes, and foxes in the house.

Based on this morning's evidence, I'm guessing mice.

I was in the shower
when the power
went out.
It suddenly got dark
and I heard somebody shout -
which is odd, because I'm home alone
and the nearest neighbor
is an hour by telephone.

(I dreamed this song; it was being sung by Joe Fornothin (http://joefornothin.com/))

It was a dark and stormy night and the lavatory light was dim
I hear a splish and splosh "Oh my god, she's fallen in!"
First she did the breaststroke, then she did the crawl
and then she swallowed something she didn't like at all

Once upon a time I saw a shadow race by out of the corner of my eye. Things were never quite the same after that.

My cat began to sit, at first, in front of a wall and stare at it. Later, he did the same in front of the sofa (I was really beginning to question his sanity). More and more I began to see this shadowy figure race by always barely within my periphery. I would sometimes hear sounds, as if a distant train were rumbling by, but when I would grow quiet to hear better, nothing.

To make a long story short, it ended up being a rat which got trapped in the attic when I cleaned out the bird's nests and replaced the wire on the gable vents. However, it was quite eerie for awhile. Those flashes seemed quite a bit larger than the rat it turned out to be. Looking back, I should have figured it out sooner by the Hershey's Kisses which kept turning up missing.

Whew, I was afraid it was a raven, never flitting, still sitting. ;)

Welcome Bogart!