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Flint 06-19-2008 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 463682)
That's "lift and separate", for the meat curtains.

:::chortle:::

Crimson Ghost 06-20-2008 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 463637)
The top half doesnt bother me, its the string up the boonta that doesnt look so comfy.

Sweetheart, that's there so that you can fart and whistle at the same time.

DucksNuts 07-22-2008 05:05 AM

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How do these things fit different size calves n thighs?

Do they sag?

DucksNuts 07-22-2008 05:07 AM

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Why are these labelled as *pole dancing shoes*?

Sundae 07-22-2008 05:12 AM

The boots appear to have some sort of elastic material.
And they certainly wouldn't fit my calves and thighs! I have to get mine in a special shop. Not that I have thigh high metallic red boots of course!

Those pole dancing shoes are great. Perhaps they call them that because they're not allowed to write Come Fuck Me Heels?

SteveDallas 07-22-2008 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 470725)
How do these things fit different size calves n thighs?

Do they sag?

I'm not sure... I'd need some shots for a lower camera point of view to be sure....

Stress Puppy 07-25-2008 12:52 AM

I'm confused as to why you're confused. It's lingerie. Whether you find it attractive or not, it's logical to see why certain people would find it attractive.

The tall boots are generally made to order for different thigh/calf sizes.

The 'pole dancing' shoes are thus called because ... well, it would attract attention. The pole dancers I know enjoy spiked heels.

DucksNuts 07-25-2008 09:05 PM

Less stress, more puppy.

Cicero 07-26-2008 09:25 AM

The red boots are a material that stands up on it's own. It doesn't look great if you are smaller because it does move or shift around, but does not sag. I have boots a little like those that only come up to my knee. They do move around because I am smaller but no one can see because I only wear them with long skirts. And of course the heels are not as high and a little more square.

This is depressing because I am getting too old to wear even the more modest looking version. Great. Now I'm depressed. Too old to look whorish and enjoy it outside of my own house. Damn. *sigh* My man-eating days are over....Too depressed to type now...Turning into a bore....*hangs head* Never will be able to give up my job or add a job as a stripper....too late. It's just too late for me. (sigh)

It does make me a little that I am old and wise enough to ever be seen in shoes like the pole dancing shoes. No one will ever make those look good. But some young and confused cross dresser may be eager enough to try.


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