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Scriveyn 07-08-2008 08:52 AM

Anyone who kills a Yorkshire Terrier deserves a medal.
(no chihuahuas in my neighbourhood)

HungLikeJesus 07-08-2008 09:06 AM

Maybe it's el Chupracabra.

SamIam 07-08-2008 12:18 PM

If someone chopped a German shepard in half, would that be a hate crime against the Germans?

HungLikeJesus 07-08-2008 12:32 PM

First it was cow mutilations:

Quote:

A phenomena that first started in Santa Fe county in 1947 has now spread through out the western USA. The phenomena is cow mutilations. It's of note that in the late 40's and 50's the term used for cattle mutilations in the Santa Fe area was "slashing of cattle".

http://www.santafeghostandhistorytou...s/r0300280.jpg
Now it's chihuahua mutilations.

ferret88 07-08-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 467618)
If someone chopped a German shepard in half, would that be a hate crime against the Germans?

Is the chopping-in-half of a poodle a crime against the French?

Is the chopping-in-half of a Maltese a crime against Malta?

Jeez. This is merely a "hate crime" against the chihuahua.

I agree with those that guess that it was probably left outside (for too long) to yappity-yap-yap alldamnday.

Little yappy dogs are about as useless as cats.

lookout123 07-08-2008 01:18 PM

i'm not saying a barking dog deserves to get cut in two, but it is certainly easier to get away with that than cutting the owner in two. seriously though, this is phoenix. it has been above 115 degrees for awhile now. there is a reason that dog is barking. and it isn't just for the joy of it.

Flint 07-08-2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 467628)
i'm not saying a barking dog deserves to get cut in two,
...

How wishy-washy do you have to be that you can't even commit to that?

lookout123 07-08-2008 03:56 PM

i'm not saying that it shouldn't be cut...just not in two. i prefer symmetry.

glatt 07-08-2008 04:06 PM

lengthwise?

They aren't symmetrical on the inside.

BigV 07-08-2008 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 467690)
lengthwise?

They aren't symmetrical on the inside.

They aren't. Until you've gutted and cleaned and tenderized them sufficiently.

Cloud 07-08-2008 04:53 PM

What an episode of "Animal Cops: Phoenix" this will make!


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