C'mon - that needed a spit warning!

What??

None of them are married, they don't spend all your money, don't complain about the thermostat setting...

What's not to like?

Besides, I flashed back to this comic strip....still laughing!

Dave?



There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I admit
I'm a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I save."