I was sort of enjoying my asexual status here for about 5 minutes but, I decided to say you are correct Shawnee, I do have good hygiene, I love my job, and although I do not have a wife, I do have a husband and I'm not on broke back mountain time! ;)

Well DARN! :)

I'm likin' this Nirvana chick.

Me too!

I'm a 40-something male with a good wife, no hygiene, and a job.

If you could switch the word "good" with the word "no" I'd be in business. Eh, story of my life! :)

Then again, it would read: I'm a 40-something male with a no wife, good hygiene, and a job. You're not italian, are you?

I'm a no good male with 40-something wives. Hygiene is my job.

HungLikeJesus is my name; Hygiene is my game.

:)

You call that a Limerick?

We had strayed from the limerick formula, which is kind of sad because I think these are pretty funny!

Pleez, dwellars, moar limrikz.

did I hear that correctly?

In the garden of Eden sat Eve
An apple had made her believe
Her eyes were wide open
The spell had been broken
And wouldn't poor Adam be peeved?

LJ is obsessed with his cock
He talks about it, non stop
He fingers and strokes it
His chicken, he chokes it
And he does this all round the clock ;)

No. Perhaps if you take that cock out of your ear?

a n00b named Nirvana supposes
when it comes to my cock that she knowses
but the week that you've been here
is not enough time, dear
to tell my hose from elephant noses