I want Beest's minion. With a horseradish crust.

y'all are so innocent. MY minion will be human, decorative (as in naked with a collar) and useful, as in . . . use your imagination!

LMAO

Minion, not gimp :P

Right now, all I really want is someone to carry my books.

I like morethanpretty's minion.



I'm stealing it.

Bri, your minion is a nerd male admirer that you like to boss around, but he doesn't know that his one little critical comment about something you've done is something you fret about for weeks. Get used to it.

Disclaimer: This is a humorous, fictional account. Nobody needs to throw a freak-out bitch-fit over this.

What's his name? It better not be Tonto.

My minion is a rhino with an evil look in his eye.

You remember him, too!

He WAS bad.

My minion is a moose that likes to mount buffalo statues.

My minion is gonna buttfuck your minion in the mouth.

What's this supposed to mean? I feel a bitch fit coming on...:p

Feelin' bitchy? Huh? Bitchy-bitch? Wanna throw a bitch fit, do ya, bitchy-bitch? :::slaps you on the ass:::

hey, if you want an animal for your minion,go right ahead.

I'll stick with my naked human.

Is this for a video game or RPG or something? I'm obviously off, here.