"No, baby," Zen says, now openly humping the couch. "I need YOU!"

Case pats Zen gently on the head and tells him that Brianna will be back soon to help her soothe his desire. Then, she turns to MTP and asks, "Where the hell did you get this couch? Catnip emporium?"

Taken aback by Case's low opinion of her favorite piece of furniture, MTP was about to give a feisty retort, when the doorbell rang and instead walked to the door and opened it. In walks Merc holding two gerbils up by their tails, exclaiming, "I brought the toys. Me first!"

Sneaking up from behind him, flashing her ASPCA badge, Pico declares, " There will be no animals harmed in this orgy!"

does that mean i have to return this blue bucket? that walrus was acting a little hurt when i stoled it

MTP asks,"Are they female gerbils? Perhaps my male hamster will like 'em, just put them in with him."
Pico takes a look in the bucket and decides it would cruelty to give that to the walrus.
MTP looks around a bit confused to what she should do next: Bri and SG are giving oral to xo, pizza guy and courier. Case is staring at zen who is humping the couch MTP bought from a witch doctor who put a love spell on it. LJ is holding a bucket, Pico is holding an ASPCA badge, elz is holding his hitachi wands, F3 is holding his hat, and merc still hasn't put the gerbils in the cage. "You can set your stuff down, but Elz we need those hitachi wands for

mixing the cocktails".
Limey, on the other hand, grabs a wand and shoves it ...

into her pants. With it sticking out the zipper.... and looking like a horny lecher, she chases mtp around the kitchen making popping noises and hooting with laughter.

Meanwhile, Wolf has been fitting her strap on rubber whale penis.

She walks through the door (with difficulty) and says "line up, folks, I can do five at a time with this beauty!".

Elspode casts aside the useless electrical devices, and softly curses to himself, vowing to never enter such a scene full handed again.

Turning to MTP, he deftly relieves her of her scanty panties with one hand, while the other reaches out to SG, doffing her soaking undergarments with a single flick of the wrist.

Suddenly, Tree Fae enters the room.

and says, looks like everybody's here but the po-lice, and I've a feeling they'll be here soon. :rolleyes:

Suddenly, the electricity fails, the lights go out, and darkness fills the house. (It's night time, ok? Go with this).
There are sounds of giggling, squealing and furniture being bumped.
Something clatters to the ground.

Sundae Girl is on her back and feels a soft touch on her thigh.
She doesn't know whether it is a man or a woman (it is definitely NOT a spotty adolescent teenage delivery person!) but they know what they are doing.

The gentle hand gently parts her lips and a tongue soon follows.
Lying there in the dark with an experienced stranger's tongue lapping her gently to orgasm, Sundae feels completely liberated. She wants to grab the person's head and rub herself all over their face, but lies back contently, not wanting to brack the spell of anonimity that is exciting her so much.

Don't any of you DARE follow this up with the lights coming on and it being a dog. I'm getting off on this!

Then, because of all the moaning and orgasm-y sounds coming from the floor someone shines a flashlight on Sundae and her paramour.


"OMG!" A voice cries out,

"Is that TW?!"

I think UG is the more cunning linguist.

Oh no you din't, Bri!
HA HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL LOL