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lookout123 10-28-2008 05:52 PM
I missed something. Why are Cicero's parents EVER there when she's getting busy?

Aliantha 10-28-2008 05:53 PM
They like to watch?

lookout123 10-28-2008 06:01 PM
uh, ew.

Elspode 10-28-2008 11:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 498467)
Hey, did I tell you guys that I made out with my husband the other day?!? ;)
Is this an unusual occurrence around your place? Just show him the old pics again, that'll get him going.

Crimson Ghost 10-28-2008 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 498548)
I missed something. Why are Cicero's parents EVER there when she's getting busy?

Well, someone has to hold the camera...

glatt 10-29-2008 08:22 AM
To understand this thread, you need to compare it with the teenage bitching thread.

Cicero is pretending she's a teenager and still lives with her parents. She is also pretending that her social life consists only of making out, and nothing further than that. Just like a teenager.

Did you just hear a car door? Quick, out the back!

lumberjim 10-29-2008 08:23 AM
i vote glatt for the next clodfobble.

glatt 10-29-2008 08:33 AM
that's a real compliment

Sundae 10-29-2008 08:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt (Post 498715)
that's a real compliment
... until you have to give birth...

Sheldonrs 10-29-2008 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 498493)
Hey sometimes my parents are "home" and sometimes they aren't....You have to work around them sometimes. Did I tell you guys he took me out for a nice dinner, and I got to have all the crab you guys got me hungry for? He is like, sooo cute! Hawt!

Case, I would totally ask your friend to watch and see what they do in class. In fact, your friend can tell the girl that she thinks he's cute , and see what the girl says!! :)
So, to some up:

1 - Your parents usually are there when you have sex

2 - Your husband gave you crabs

3 - You like to have case watch


And they call ME a perv!

Clodfobble 10-29-2008 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim
i vote glatt for the next clodfobble.
Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt
that's a real compliment
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
... until you have to give birth...
Ooh! Then I vote glatt for the next clodfobble too! Also, I have some laundry that needs doing, and this floor ain't gonna mop itself...

glatt 10-29-2008 01:06 PM
If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Besides, all your clothes will end up pink if I wash them.

lookout123 10-29-2008 02:45 PM
yeah, but Glatt - you'd have boobs. and you wouldn't even have to ask permission to touch them.

glatt 10-29-2008 02:51 PM
Hmmm.

lookout123 10-29-2008 02:53 PM
how insanely perfect. a six month wait for the second part of a joke.


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